***From penetratee to a penetrator***

I am not at all interested in being anally penetrated myself, yet as a role reversal and a kind of power balancing act, I find the idea of screwing a man up the arse most tempting.
Why, is the question that might elude most people, but according to my always so level-headed observations, just as genius most of the time inhabits evil, and evil- genius, so does perversion reside within them.
Perversion.
I find this word to be used too literally and completely out of context.
Mostly by boring, ill-educated middle-class traditionalists.
People with narrow outlook on life and everything around them. Men with inability to expand on what has been “fed” to their feeble minds. People of blinding ignorance.
This word should, solely, be reserved for paedophiles and necrophilia's. Not for the modestly sexually deviant.
(But then again, who gives a fuck, sooo..yeh..)

When I was a teenager and still causing enormous amount of trouble in the backwoods of magically boring Finland, I had a vivid dream in which I was a proud owner of a penis.
I was holding it in my hand while it kept growing and growing until it smashed through the roof.
Right after this I had wild sex with the toilet seat and I'm sure this makes a great concept for dozen Freudian analyses but I am not going to dwell in that …….
(I think I woke up with an orgasm) hmmmmm…..
Anyhow, the point is, that after this fascinating dream I have wanted to find out what it really, in reality, feels like to have a penis.
(At least for one day.)
One of the greatest things about having one, other than the obvious envious ability to throw a leak standing up, is that you are able to put it in all sorts of exciting (and not so exciting) places.
Not nearly enough men take advantage of this marvellous possibility.
You can flop it out, anytime, pretty much anywhere. You can put it on your desk if you want to. You can shove it to places!!!!!!You can put it in a cup of jello or you can bubble-wrap it.
The options are immense.
Funnily enough, I have never actually experienced this kind of urge to penetrate anybody until I met the honourable Mr Muller. "Junco".
I wonder if the fact that he ponders around with his ass hanging out half the time has subconsciously imprinted my mind with the drive to stick something in it.
Might also be that the sort of innocence and contradiction that he has behind his “I don't give a shit”- façade is what makes me want to devour him completely and frankly - “do him like a bitch”.
I'm not also denying that the humorous occasion *( humorous for me) on my work roof earlier when whilst shaving his ass I decided to shove the whole shaver up his tiny cute butt hasn't influenced these fucked up desires. Of course it has.

Because it was FUN!!!!!

The honourable Mr Muller wasn't that pleased, but hey, first time is always awkward.
Let's be logical here. Men have a prostate gland that runs right up along the rectum. This prostate gland, sensation-nerve wise, is an extension of the penis. It's an inescapable physiological fact that men will find anal insertion/stimulation pleasurable.
There is no reason to deny pleasure to oneself, just because of the SUPPOSED homosexual implications.
There is a reason why fags are at it!!!!!
And the reason must not be feared!!!!!
Now that I have broken juncos butt-cherry, I am planning a proper poke around, invasion, implosion, raid, anal assault, rear foray, ferocious backdoor playtime.!!

Song for Junco:


I'm gonna slam into your crack
And your gonna scream like a little brat
There is no denying that
Your gonna love it just like a cat
with a bowl of cream
ah, what a luvly dream


Yeeeehh ……..so I'm nuts…… so what..yeeh


Fuck yeah!